You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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