Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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