I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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