Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
