seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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