I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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