32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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