I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sober January is a disaster.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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