I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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