I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't deserve a penis
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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