he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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