He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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