we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
tell your sister to shave her snatch
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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