STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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