im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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