id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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