i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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