u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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