Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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