Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
