Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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