I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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