I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize