Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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