going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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