Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
