Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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