i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
