Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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