i don't like sucking hair
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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