U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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