But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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