How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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