Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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