Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
why is half of my head shaved?
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