fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dick very happy bro
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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