U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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