What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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