your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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