it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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