are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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