i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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