You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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