Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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