I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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