I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Will exercising make me less horny?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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