you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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