Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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