I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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