I bet he comes in French.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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