your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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