That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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