Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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