I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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