I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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