yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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