why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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