That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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