Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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